Update: 20100113 1337 hours -=- WTF! I went to my local B of A branch to take an IRA distribution and was told by Ivory J. Hart that there was no one there capable of performing such a transaction.

Something Fishy
TKC Last Supper
safari-mail-suckage,
safari-finder-suckage, read it then send a message through diplomatic channels to Steve Jobs and request that Mac OS undergo a bloat reduction program that would remove the code resposible for the features highlighted in that link
AASCEND celebrated 10 years with a party in San Francisco
Central Valley Asperger Syndrome Meetup